Monday, June 22, 2009

Self-Blackener

This shit is no joke. The bottle says, "Use daily until you have achieved the desired level of tan, and then apply 1-2 times a week to maintain." Yeah, right. Don't put this on more than once every 4-5 days. I'm glad they finally made a self-tanner that lasts a while and gets you dark fast, but goddamn! They could have put a warning on the bottle.

Also, definitely don't put it on your face full strength. You will look racially insensitive. It is that serious.